When
a mysterious alien spacecraft approaches the Earth and demands to speak with the President of the
United States, then destroys a large Pacific island to demonstrate its strength and its seriousness,
you'd expect the President to talk. Problem is, in the late twenty-first century, there is no
President—not even a United States. China rules the Americas, and to most people "US" and
"USSR" are just quaint abbreviations in historical dictionaries. But the aliens prove unreasonable
about accepting substitutes. So one Anglo rice-cultivator from the Heavenly Grain Collective farm
near Biloxi, Mississippi is forced to begin an adventure that will take him from peasant to
President, from Pettyman to Spaceman.
I remember when this book came out. I was subscribed to a science fiction book club (that might've even been the name), and this was the book of the month. I was intrigued by the cover and made a mental note to check it out in the future. Decades later, I found it at one of the used book sales I frequent and picked it up.
What a disappointment.
It's easy enough to picture this as an alternate future where the US vs. USSR nuclear war has happened and the economic reforms of Deng Xiaoping have never happened. It's a bit stale, but not far-fetched. The far-fetched stuff comes later, after we meet the aliens. But I won't spoil that for any would-be readers.
The story starts off as satire, devolves to farce, and then falls flat trying to deliver some sort of message at the end.
The characters exist to advance the plot. I couldn't really root for any of them. We start with Castor, a man in his early 20s who has stars in his eyes but is pretty thick-headed about women. I felt a little bad for him early on, but that soon faded. There's a Chinese police detective in her 40s named Delilah who becomes Castor's sexual partner. Her constant denial of her feeling is over-the-top. Professor Fung Bohsien, aka Manyface, who has had the brains of dying people added to his in order to save their minds. The end result is a bit like multiple personality disorder. There are some alien characters, but to divulge anything about them would be a spoiler.
Pohl infuses the story with sexism and that attitude about sex that is common for sci-fi writers in the post "free love" era of the late 60s to mid-80s. It's very male fantasy oriented as that's who the target demographic was: teenaged boys and horny old
The coolest part of this book is the cover and the title. I should've just stuck with that rather than read it.
1 star
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DED
Long
ago, Earth's terraforming program sent ships out to build new homes for humanity among the stars and
made an unexpected discovery: a planet with life. But the scientists were unaware that the alien
ecosystem was more developed than the primitive life forms originally discovered.

All
is quiet in the city of Rosewater as it expands on the back of the gargantuan alien Wormwood. Those who know
the truth of the invasion keep the secret.
In
all the universe, no species has ever reached for the stars without the guidance of a patron—except
perhaps mankind. Did some mysterious race begin the uplift of humanity aeons ago? And if so, why
did they abandon us? Circling the sun, under the caverns of Mercury, Expedition Sundiver prepares
for the most momentous voyage in our history. A journey into the boiling inferno of the sun...
to seek our destiny in the cosmic order of life.

After
reading a couple of short stories in this series, including one that's an intro to the humans
in ART/Perihelion's crew (see